1 sardar london me double bus me chada, conductor ne use uper bheja, sardar uper se neche daod te aaya aur kahaa, sale marwaiga kya uper to driver hi nahi hai;
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Sardar Paani me Apna L*** Daalkar Betha tha,Biwi – ye kya kar rahe Ho ? Sardar – Bhench**d 3 Din se L**d khada nahi ho raha,Dekh raha Hu kahi Punchar to Nahi Hai..!!
Sardar ko SMS aaya ‘padna wala bewakoof , bhejne wala hosiyar’, Sardar ko bahut gussa aya usne reply kiya ‘Padne wala hosiyar,bhejne wala bewkoof.. ”
M.D : I give you driver job,Starting salary 2000 Sardarji : Oh wow, You are great sir, Starting salary ok and what is driving salary ?
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20
Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,It catches Fire.How will you Escape?” Sardar:”It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination
Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”
Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…
Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry Adalat k bad Qatil: Kya hua Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha