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Written By: Arman on November 1, 2010 No Comment

1 sardar london me double bus me chada, conductor ne use uper bheja, sardar uper se neche daod te aaya aur kahaa, sale marwaiga kya uper to driver hi nahi hai;

Written By: admin on October 1, 2010 No Comment

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”

Written By: admin on May 20, 2010 No Comment

Sardar Paani me Apna L*** Daalkar Betha tha,Biwi – ye kya kar rahe Ho ? Sardar – Bhench**d 3 Din se L**d khada nahi ho raha,Dekh raha Hu kahi Punchar to Nahi Hai..!!

Written By: admin on May 18, 2010 No Comment

Sardar ko SMS aaya ‘padna wala bewakoof , bhejne wala hosiyar’, Sardar ko bahut gussa aya usne reply kiya ‘Padne wala hosiyar,bhejne wala bewkoof.. ”

Written By: admin on March 1, 2010 No Comment

M.D : I give you driver job,Starting salary 2000 Sardarji : Oh wow, You are great sir, Starting salary ok and what is driving salary ?

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)

Written By: admin on February 25, 2009 No Comment

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

Written By: admin on February 20, 2009 No Comment

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he

Written By: admin on February 20, 2009 No Comment

2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20

Written By: admin on February 19, 2009 No Comment

Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,It catches Fire.How will you Escape?” Sardar:”It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination

Written By: admin on February 14, 2009 No Comment

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”

Written By: admin on February 14, 2009 No Comment

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…

Written By: admin on February 11, 2009 No Comment

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry Adalat k bad Qatil: Kya hua Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

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