A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ‘tamil therima?’ Sardar got mad, angrily replied…’Hindi tera baap!’
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Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga??? Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!
Teacher: Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam) peyar sollu. Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem. Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu solllu Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.
Top-up Pottu Message Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu… Make-up Pottu Pesi Kollum Pennai Nambathea…
Patient: Doctor…. Valikkama Oosi Podunga… Doctor: Nursai Oosi Poda Sollungannu Sollama Solreenga… Appadithane?!?!?
Vittu Koduppadhu Mattum Natpalla Exam-mil Bittu Koduppadhudhan Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar. Staff2: Ean??? Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!
Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo? Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanumSardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalamaJosiar: …………….?!???????
Super Punch:Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..Romba nala tea kadaila thongra“BANNUM” nalla irundhathasarithirame illay.
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1
One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why? Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film
Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for“made in India”Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Two Wheeler Thought‘Hero honda’la hero pogalamBut‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !rendavathu masam Febuary!Pathavathu masam enna?Student: Delivary teacher.
sSachin century Adicha.“Stadum Full”.Rajini padam Nadicha.“Theatre Full”Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga“INBOX FULL”