Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he, Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”
Time Pass SMS
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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45 saal ka Aadmi ladki Dekhne Gaya. Ladki ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi. Hosh Aaya toh Kaaran Poocha Gaya toh Boli: 25 Saal Pehle yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya Tha
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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Winter comes again n again,Summer comes again n again, but a person like u never comes again n again becauseGod never makes a mistake again
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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Aansu apke nikle to ankhe meri ho, dil apka dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kre dosti apni itni gheri ho k sadak pr aap pite or galti meri ho
Written By: admin on May 19, 2010
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Ur 94 % silent 95 % handsome 96% atrractive 97 % cute 98 % sweet 99 % smart & this is 100% joke….. )
Written By: admin on May 18, 2010
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Hitlar chala gaya,Saddam maara gaya, Laden ka pata nahi,Virappan raha nahi, Tum bhi aajkal dikhte nahi,Ky sachmuch DARTHI se PAAP mit raha hai ?!!!
Written By: admin on May 18, 2010
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Yeh HAI DISCOVERY CHANNEL ! Aaj hum 1 ajib PRANI k Bare me padhene jare hai !Is jiv ka naam he ! GIRLFRIEND Ye aksar BOYFRIEND ke saat payi jati hai,Inka poustik Aahar BOYFRIEND ka BHEJA Hai, Inhe aksar Naaraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai,Is PRANI ka sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar RONA or [...]
Written By: admin on May 11, 2010
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Decent girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere .But smart girls open a few buttons to make the atmosphere hot !
Written By: admin on May 11, 2010
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If ‘Karthik Calling Karthik ‘ wud hav been a low budget film,wat wud b its name ?…. “KARTHIK MISSCALLING KARTHIK “
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Naam : DONDOST : GANGSTERBhai : MUNNA BHAIPata : 36 CHINA TOWNKaam : MURDERGURU : BLUFFMASTERDushman : SARKARKhoon : AB TAK 56 SMS bhej Warna 57…Guru tera karunga …….!
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?Dukanda : Ye bolta hai Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai ! Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol [...]
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Man: Mistriji,bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai. Mistri : Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla soye to bhi nahin tootega.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Special Information: Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna,battery fategi to Gand fut jayegi. Log Hath se Gand dhote hai,aap Gand se Hath dho baitoge.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.Man : That’s me,whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood they say I am responsible
Written By: admin on December 20, 2009
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Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana……Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana…..A for AppleB for Banana Wah Wah..!
Written By: admin on December 20, 2009
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Ek Dost dusre se : Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,Use Kya Du..?2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai ?1st Dost : Achi Hai …2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Kanjoosi ka jab national award diya jayega,Tab aapka naam pehla aayega, Koi SMS galti se bhi mat kardena varna award kisi aur ko chalajayega…
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Aaj ki Dua Ae Allah… Koi Ghaldi se Mere Number Par Balance Send Kar De..