Golden words of Shakespeare “Go to help of ur friend in probleum without invitation, and don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation”
Word Play SMS
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Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
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Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone. And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
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Srak py jaty huay KHAALON (leather) kay dhar ko daykh kay main nay sochaabatao kia? ? Sochoo itz so easy KHAAL MAIN KABHEE BAKREE THEE
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down*HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always tink dirty.
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mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka,Deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka, kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo,baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V ,M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamraymain jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain,Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,tab jaakar hota haiunkaMobile Charge
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on herclearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:your daughter has been successful in BED
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Judge: Why did you attacked that young man?Old lady: He grabbed me, took my clothes off,threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
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Question: Aadi raat ko logon ko kya karna chaiye? Zara Sucho Sucho sucho… Han kya huwa? itna bi nai jante Arey bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.
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Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liya Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.I aM Talking About “KADD”/Hight You naughty boy…
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I think iam disturbing you sorry…! this is my last msg & i will not msg u anymore. ……….Good bye……………. Never expect that from me i’m born to disturb u
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My Thumb Never Pains While Typing Sms for U But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing UntilI see “Msg Delivrd” to you… nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge na..
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Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,Din raat maaroon,Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,Maarta rahun,Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun
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Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink“COCA COLA” Ha ha ha…